Gentle sex in the morning is better than coffee in bed. Wouldn't you agree?

"Let's not waste time on foreplay and use lube."

It's convenient when my wife works at home — I pester her anytime

Caught and punished for failing to comply with self-imposed isolation

Went to the psychologist with a coupon and got sexually liberated

Wife blew her brains out with her nagging and got into hard sex

Put your dick in here and I'll be cramping for a minute. Shall we test it?

Sweetheart, are you out of your fucking mind to take a walk without your underpants? I'll fuck you!

The money made a delivery girl a whore, she wore her own wife's underwear

Honey, you have to squat on your dick to make your butt round — ready?

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Pestered the bitch while she was asleep, so that she would give me a no-strings-attached

Why learn if I'm going to make money through pussy anyway?

Gave Lolly Lips a vibrator and her pussy is wet and throbbing

Checkmate and Lolly Lips is naked and ready to fuck

I have a present for you — let's go quickly to the bedroom!

I jerked off with my legs for helping me study for my physics exam

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Honey, you talk about fmf one more time and you'll fuck yourself

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

Did you think Lolly Lips was always getting laid in real life?